Read this one carefully....

When I was younger I could remember everything, whether it happened or not. But now I am getting old and soon I shall remember only the latter.

-Mark Twain

Somewhere on Earth, a woman is giving birth to a child every ten seconds. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

George Bosque robs Brinks of a million and a half dollars, spends it all in a year and a half and turns himself in. When asked how he managed to spend all of that money so quickly, he replies, "Well, I spent half of it on gambling, drink and romance and I guess I squandered the rest."

Judgment is what you get from experience. Good judgment is what you get from bad experience.

- unknown

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'

- Oscar Wilde


'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'

- Groucho Marx

Education is not the filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.

-W. B. Yeats

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

-Quentin Crisp

Hanlon’s Razor:

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Bushism of the Day

By Jacob Weisberg

"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."

—visiting the Silverado Cable Co., Mesa, Ariz., May 27, 2008